"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." -Jane Austen

You know that commercial where the elderly people think candy crush is hitting candy with a hammer and # is ‘hashbrown’? ME.

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there are a lot of things in this world that I don’t like, and I can live with that but why do they put stickers on books

August 30thvia and source with 4,622 notes
#books #q 



SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS



Treat your shelf.

August 30thvia and source with 780 notes
#books #q 

This album is the sunshine after the rain. 

August 30thvia and with 497 notes

You have a strong athlete's body, you look like you'd be good at sports... Ya know, if you weren't gay lol —Anonymous


Homophobia turns me on

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Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

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#canada #q 

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other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
america: if only there was a way.............................

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Favourite albums

Pure Heroine // Lorde

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Easily one of the best moments from The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Title: You Oughta Know
Artist: Alanis Morissette
Played: 3097 times

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