You know that commercial where the elderly people think candy crush is hitting candy with a hammer and # is ‘hashbrown’? ME.
there are a lot of things in this world that I don’t like, and I can live with that but why do they put stickers on books
SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
Homophobia turns me on
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
This land is a dream
Easily one of the best moments from The Amazing Spider-Man 2.