*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i look great
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
I don’t know what’s real or what’s not anymore. I mean what if she actually is–
In love with him?
Well, don’t you think it’s possible to confuse truth with fantasy. What’s going to happen when the theatrical is over?
Well it’s a dangerous kind of game to play.
EMMA YOUR HERMIONE IS SHOWING
my mom invited me to a party at our house on facebook and i replied in the invite and said “sorry i dont think ill be able to make it im staying home with my family this weekend” and i can hear her laughing downstairs
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
I want kids so bad
so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from
You are definitely girlfriend material. I, however, am definitely not boyfriend material.